Musings

a.k.a. Random thoughts about things important and unimportant

musing: n To think closely; to study in silence; to meditate

bulletWho told Susan Sarandon she can act?  All I've ever seen her do is stare blankly with the bug-eyes and be constantly - obviously - aware of where the camera is.  Besides, if you pay attention you'll see that she seldom blinks.
 
bulletWhy on Earth do people so highly regard Barbra Streisand.  I find absolutely no redeeming qualities about her.
 
bulletI suppose by some measures by some members of my (extended) family I'd be considered a radical....(like I really fucking care).  To start with my hair is long and and I have 7 earrings.  Another reason is that I am FOR gay marriage and am not against gay culture at all.  There are some members of my family who probably gasped when they read that, but it's true.  Why am I for gay marriage?  Because there is no reason on Earth that anyone should be denied happiness...especially when it's being denied by a bunch of narrow-minded, bible-thumping, holier-than-thou, gotta-look-good-for-the-masses individuals who refuse to look forward for fear of losing, say, votes.  To these people I say FUCK YOU.  I also have absolutely no qualms about interracial relationships at all.  What is the big deal?  Is THAT against this book called "the bible" also?  I don't hold this book in high regard and hardly feel that, if it were actually written so many thousands of years ago, that there's anything in there that could even remotely apply to society as it is today.  In a million years we're all going to be the same color anyway...why all the brouhaha about it now?
 
bulletWhy don't instrumental songs make it on the charts any more?  When was the last one?  You can think back and bring quite a few to mind ("Music Box Dancer", "The Hustle", "Rush", "Feels So Good", "Axel F" etc), but why hasn't one hit the charts in recent years?
 
bulletWith So Many Trucks, cars, and vans on the road in Southeast Michigan, you'd think that SBC's service would be a lot better than it is if they can afford to have a work force that size on the road...or maybe they're on the road because of their service...
 
bulletWhy On Earth is Tim Allen getting a star on the Hollywood Hall Of Fame?  Who's next, Chris Elliott?
 
bulletWhat Is The Big Fucking Deal about Starr Jones' wedding?  Is it REALLY that news/noteworthy?  It's god-damned wedding, for crying out loud!  IT'S NOT NEWS, it's for the Gossip and Lifestyle section, not the nightly news!  Jesus Christ!
 
bulletWhen it comes time for the Grammys in February, I really, REALLY need to warn you people of something.  If either Evanescence (My Immortal) or Hoobastank (The Reason) get either Artist or Song of the year, the person nearest to me when I find out will get a bruise or two.  Not that they aren't good songs - it's just that I'm fucking tired of hearing them!  They have reached the over-played/over-hyped/over-exposed status that Billy Ray Cyrus got with Achy Breaky Heart.
 
bulletThe only really bad thing about the movie The Color of Money (Paul Newman, Tom Cruise) is Tom's hair.  Take a look at it.  It's REALLY bad, and not totally unlike Weyoun's.
 
bulletAm I the only one who realizes that Britney Spears' "I'm a Slave 4 U" contains a sample from "Nasty Girl" by Vanity 6? Also, why isn't it mentioned on anything related to the song?
 
bulletCher doesn't look good any more.  It looks like someone tried to do something to her face but didn't finish.  The only one worse than her is Joan Rivers.
 
bulletWhen did people forget how to merge onto the expressway?
 
bulletActors & the roles they sucked in:
Michael Paré - Eddie & the Cruisers, Philadelphia Experiment, and anything else (Who ever told him he could act?)
Denise Richards - Starship Troopers (bad, Bad, BAD girl)
Casper Van Dien - Starship Troopers (Transparent and pathetic)
Susan Sarandon - And The Cradle Will Rock (Undoubtedly the worst accent I've ever heard since...)
Roseanne Arquette - The Whole Nine Yard (What, exactly, was she supposed to sound like?)
Marilynn Ghigliotti - Clerks  (Little-Miss-Can't-Wait-For-The-Other-Actor-Finish-Their-Lines Drama Queen)
Jennifer Gray - Dirty Dancing (Little Whining Bitch)
 
bulletWhy aren't more people who SAY they can run the country better doing it instead of bitching about the people who are?
 
bulletPenguin Mints are THE BEST.  Unfortunately Meijer has decided not to sell them anymore.  Asses.

This page last updated on Saturday, June 28, 2008.